You freakin' beat the freakin' game! Holy moly!
You've defeated the Ogre! Holy crap!
The Ogre grabbed you and squeezed you until you went "pop"
You caught a giant fist to the face... and exploded. True story.
Whoah... Don't you think that was a bit... uh, overkill? It was entertaining though.
Yeowch. You took a nasty arrow to the stomachial region.
Ouch. You took an arrow straight to the neckery.
You used the jumping spin attack on that blondie of a bandit elf! Good work.
Sooo, yeah, you should try blocking sometime....